I was been told, by my sister, about a wonderful poem by good man Joey de Leon as a tributo to his late friend,
Francis M. I searched on the web about this poem and I ended up having nothing but fortunately, the comedian printed this article in his column in the newspaper. Thanks to my beau!
Kaleidoscope Kiko
Mga kababayan ko,
Wala na ang Kaibigan ko
Wala na ang magulo
Isang Ama sa walo
Maphanggang sa dulo
Ay ayaw magpatalo
At wala na rin Pilyo
Palaka't paru-paro
Kahit kwarenta'y kwatro
Mukha lang binatilyo
Wala na isang Henyo
Wala na rin si Gwapo
pwede mag-inglisero
Pwede ring dilang kanto
Wala na si Idolo
May buhok man o kalbo
Dito t'yak ang sagot mo,
"Wala 'yan sa loob ko!"
Batanes hanggang Jolo
Maging sa buong mundo
'La na'ng nasyonalismo
Ng 'tol at dabarkads ko
At nasubukan
pagka-makabayan Mo
nang biglang pag-alala
isang isang Sabado
At sa paglipad ng mga puting lobo
Mapa ng Pilipinas binuo nito.
Mga kababayan ko,
Nasa langit na ang kaibigan ko.
"Three Stars and a Sun"
ay pinasimulan Mo
Ngayon ang dahilan pala'y nalaman ko
Kung sa Eat Bulaga "Stars" man kaming tatlo
Ikaw ang nagsilbing "Sun" sa'min Pare ko.
Mga kababayan ko,
Takipsilim na ang kaibigan ko.
Ngunit kahit tapos na "set" mo sa mundo
Tuloy pa rin mga himig na gawa mo
Patuloy and liwanag ng alaala Mo
'Pahinga Ka naman...
meme na Pare ko.
Kaibigan ko,
I LOVE YOU
I pay homage to this man who makes me feel ashamed of myself (since I am not proud of my nationality), a man who touched the lives of many people and inspired the youths, a husband, a father, a brother, a friend and an icon... Thank you for what you have shared and for giving hope to your countrymen... Thank you.
You will never be forgotten. Your music will live on. Your life will always be remembered.
"Bless the man if his heart and his land are ONE, the 3 Stars & a Sun..."
FRANCIS DURANGO MAGALONA
October 4, 1964 - March 6, 2009
Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the crap of you.
Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ... Blenders ... You need one, but you're quite not sure why.
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take sooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Funny right? But true.Ü
- Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
- Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine".
- Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
- Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
- That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom a n can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" . that will bring on a "whatever").
- Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying "F*** you!"
- Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
blue - broken-hearted
red - single and searching
green - dating but still searching
yellow - it's complicated
pink - virgin...al
orange - one night only
black - straight
white - gay
camouflage - don't want to tell
1. How old are you? Twenny four
2. Are you single? Nope
3. At what age do you think you’ll get married? Maybe between 27 - 29
4. Do you think you’ll be marrying the person you are with now? Maybe, when he's there still there when the right time comes, well maybe yes
5. If not, who do you want to marry? Secret
6. Do you want a garden/beach wedding, or the traditional church wedding? Garden along the beach. Social!
7.Your ideal motif? Green or silver
8. Where do you plan to go on a honeymoon? In Europe
9. How many guests do you think you’ll invite? Well my plan is to get married and do our house warming on the same day. So that will be around 500 people.
10. Do you want an extravagant wedding or a simple wedding? Simple but very romantic and will make history
11. Do you want the traditional vows or something you’d make up on your own? It will be sweet and nice to have our own vows
12. How many layers of cake do you want to have? 2 to 3
13. Do you prefer having your reception at a hotel or at a simple place? At home because we are going to do our house warming at the same time
14. When do you want to get married, evening or morning? Late afternoon where we can have a nice view of the sunset, that's why i like it to be in a beach
15. You’d rather have your reception outdoors or indoors? Indoors and outdoors. its in my house so if we cant accomodate the guests inside my home, we have to send them to the garden
16. Do you like a grand entrance (for girls)? Yes Yes Yes!!!
17. How do you like your bride to enter? (for boys)
18. Name the song/tune you’d like played at your wedding. "I do" by 98 Degrees
19. Are you a morning person or a night person? More of a night person.
20. Do you want a solemn ceremony or a light one? Solemn.
21. What age do you want to get married? 27 - 29
22. Describe your ideal husband/wife. Responsible, funny, nice, understanding, God fearing, ambitious, no vices, intelligent
23. Do you prefer fine dining or just the normal spoon & fork/knife? Spoon - Fork - Knife
24. Champagne or red wine? Champagne
25. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding? Right After!
26. Money or household items? Money!!!
27. Who will pay for the bills? It will be great if it will be the guy but sharing for the expenses will be okay with me
28. Are you ready for married life? Nope!
29. Do you think you will still be a virgin until you get married? WTF?! Next please...
30. Will you always be true to your wife/husband? Definitely!
31. How many kids do you like? 2. They already have their names ready: Breanna Suriel and Brielle Lucas
32. A new house for the newly weds or an old one? New house
33. Will you celebrate your silver, gold, or diamond anniversary? Diamond.
34. What kind or cuisine would you like for ur wedding? Chinese! Yum yum!
35. Will you record your honeymoon in a cd or dvd? Haha nice suggestion. Now that you mentioned that, yes, I will.
"Haven't I seen you before?"
== "Nice ass."
"I'm a Romantic."
== "I'm poor."
"I need you"
== "My hand is tired."
"I am different from all the other guys"
== "I am not circumcised."
"I want a commitment."
== "I'm sick of masturbation."
"You're the only girl I've ever cared about"
== "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
"I really want to get to know you better."
== "So I can tell my friends about it."
"It's just orange juice, try it."
== "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head."
"She's kinda cute."
== "I want to have sex with her till I am blue."
"I don't know if I like her"
== "She won't sleep with me."
"I miss you so much"
== "I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good."
"Was it good for you?"
== "I'm insecure about my manhood."
"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
== "Is my penis really that small?"
"I had a wonderful time last night."
== "Who the hell are you?"
"Do you love me?"
== "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
"Do you 'really' love me?"
== "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."
"How much do you love me?"
== "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."
"I have something to tell you."
== "Get tested." --- HAHAHAHA
"I'll give you a call."
== "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again."
"I've been thinking a lot."
== "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
"I think we should just be friends."
== "You're ugly."
"I've learned a lot from you."
== "Next!!!!"
WTF?!
Guy Facts:
When a guy calls u,
he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
he means it
When a guy stares at you,
he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world
When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he has the world
When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love
When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it
When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done
When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else
Girl facts:
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.
When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says, "I'll love you forever," she means it.
When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.
When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Love yourself - Body bits and all.
If a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted, there is practically nothing she can't do.
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
I am my own woman!
Women can't complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
A woman is the full circle. She can create, nurture and transform.
Second chance...
The feeling of seeing an old friend again is estatic! Times that you've shared together went back in a flash. You remembered your laughters, problems and 'libog' moments shared together.Ü
I've been working for over 4 years now and for the whole time that I am in this industry, there is just a one team that will always be part of my heart, Team Ejay! There I met Sir Ejay (ur daddy!), Arriane (now a quality associate), Mitchi (now a supervisor), Jerome, Jon, Jett, Briane, RJ, Charlene, Jane, Fria and etc.. Well I met a lot more in my whole stay in that company but these are the people who carved marks in my life.Ü
This team is life a family, believe me. The guys will share their sexual fantasies with us, girls. They will share problems that they are having with their own personal lives, everything. Laughter is all you can hear when we are all together. You will never get tired of going to work because you are looking forward seeing them. All I can remember is good memories of this team even things didnt turn out right for almost all of us.
Now, we all pathing our own lives. We moved on. Some stayed but most of us go.
Earlier, while I was on a drug/grocery store, I met Briane again.Ü Remebering how he looks like now put smile on my face.Ü After almost a year, we've seen again. He is the same old guy that I used to know. Mr. Hopeless Romantic.Ü For a few minutes that we've talked, he have shared some stories again, like he used to.
I love those guys, I love team ejay. Hope we can get a time to see each other again.Ü Labas tayo!!!!Ü

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